m*sturbate

eh...
there's one thing i just remembered..
and need to be asked..

do us, women, need to self-service ourselves?
i mean.. like.. m*sturbate?

i mean, doesn't it feel silly to touch our own miss cheerful with our own fingers?
or should we use something more real?
like something with a d*ck shape ?

hahaha.. i am so lame on this one.

or should we buy a d*ldo?

ah.. i need to take a course on "how to m*sturbate and have a sex-less orgasm"

is there anyone out there knows where?