onggokan ^ke-tai-an^ = enlightment

yawwwwwwh!!!!

akirnya, berhasil bka blogger stelah skian lama ampe sombong mnahan hasrat utk menyampah dgn pnuh arti disini. [ada gtu sampah yg pnuh arti? hehe]

anyway,
sejalan dgn status single yg mulai memudar [fck!fck!] hoho...............
sejalan dgn jalur hidup yg mulai melurus in a twisted way [lurus? twisted?bisa???]
ternyata ada manusia yg sdg melenceng dri jalurnya [scara xtreme mlenceng], sampe2 klo engga cpet2 ambil tindakan, dy akan kehilangan dirinya yg annoying itu,.
baguskah? dia kehilangan dirinya yg annoying? hoho... engga bagus sama skali, hon.
jgn mikir klo dirinya yg annoying itu ilang = dia jdi g annoying.
BIG MISTAKE!! klo dy mlenceng, dy akn mjadi smakin annoying!! in a fcked up way.
slama ini ke-annoying-an nya itu yg membuat qta bs bertemen [hehe,,... ]

trussssss....
pokoknya tu org jd menyeramkan.
ampe2 ak yg mikir "ini sonjed..???" [ini g sok2an dramatis loh!!! ]
then, one nite, dy nelp trus menyampah dan melacur tentunya dgn his 'zombie-ness state'
oo..oo..gawat,! krn biasanya yg zombie-ful itu kan saya. nah, jd aneh klo sonjed yg men-zombie, because he's always being sucha 'life-ful' person.
awkward lah...
ok, so.. hayu menyampah... silahkan... yesh.. satu stenga jam?????
hm... cukup sebentar... dibanding his another late-calls, satu stenga jam mah bentaran.
but..dlm satu stenga jam itu, uuuhhhhhh......... so many sampah, so many celaan2, so many Shitthings, and yg akhirnya...........
pengakuan2 yg amat sgt me-nai-kan [mkdny men-tai-kan].
yah, jgn mikir yg saya tu yg "sabar y, njed" or "gw ngerti ko prasaan lw" ngahahahaha....
mana ada dlm kamus seorang jalang yg kyk tai gituan????
walopun saya ini jalang, tpiiii... ga akn saya mengucapkan kata2 busuk sperti itu.
ih... engga deh!.
klo sonjed butuh kalimat2 sperti itu, dy ga akn nelp saya. we both know dat for sure!

ya udh lah..................
sgala macem diomongin, ampe akhirnya.........
sonjed mengeluarkan ktawanya yg nyebelin, kyk tai, hoooeek pokoknya tai bau busuk bgt.
but i'm glad.... krn stidaknyaaaaaaaaa.......... itu ktawa bnerannya si sonjed!!!!
hmm...worried to sick sih ma dy, ampe2 saya yg merencanakan utk nyamperin dy k bdg.
hehe....bkn worried yg kyk gmn gtu, worried yg takut dy kburu kembali jd his oldself trus saya nda bs liat dy dlm his 'fcked-up zombie-ness' state.
ngahahaha..... ngeliat dy lgi brantakan itu, waaw... such a gift from above. mknya kpengen bgt liat sonjed lg jdi zombie.
kapan lagiiiii cobaaaaa???? [yesh...i'm a heartless whore!]
ak sih pengen dy sembuh, tapi yah jgn buru2 gtu, stidaknya sampe ak bisa ngeliat dy live and personal dalam keberantakan nya. pnasaraaaaaaaaan bgt......
sonjed brantakan? sonjed zombie-ful? waaaa........ kpengen liat!!!
pnasaraaaaan!!!
ngahahahaha... gw emg kejam! [i can be a bitch & a gud friend @the same time]



hihihi.... biarin aja........... terserah kalian yg baca mo mikir saya apa.
like i would give a damn bout dat? ih..ga penting.
ga ush sok2 an melankolis atau apalah.......

at least... i'm trying 2 b a gud friend, even tho in sorta whore-ishly way.
tpi tohhh........ thank goat, sonjed berhasil merubah onggokan ke-tai-an-nya become enlightments [yesh, it's plural, honey]
u rock, njed!

inget........................
finding an enlightment in a whole bunch of shit is an achievement? hoho... nope,darl.
that is just another fckin piece of crap.

changing the whole bunch of shit into an enlightment?
now that is wat i call achievement.

and congrats, bro.
u succeded to change a whole bunch of shit into enlightments !!!!!!
that is a fckin awesome achievement.
keep it up.........

and me?
still.......
numero #uno jalang in dis fckin universe [hahah...i'm bein so fckin dramatic!!!!!]


tha2