hehe.. ive always hated weekends.. but u know what? the strange thing now is..
i learned to like weekend.. mmh... to exact is im tryin to be happy on weekend.

u see, lamount came up wit the term "hppy saturday".. every early saturday, he always texting me or saying "hppy saturday, darl".
at first i fet like wanna ppuke all over the floor..
but through time, im gettin used of that words.

hehe.. and now i just cant wait for weekend, just to hear those words.
hehehe... i know it's lame.

but dont worry, everything between us is always two ways.
i learned to like weekends, and he learned to LOVE monday... just like i do...

mmh.... the fact of me loving monday is way more strange and lame than waiting saturday to come, aite???

hehe...

happy saturday, fella

Hey fellas, have you heard the news? You know that rock boy is back in town? It won't take long just watch and see how the girls lay their money down. His style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago, But from his eyes, a different smile like that of one who knows.
Well, it's been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you. The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue. Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love; But I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Lord above.
People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat, I don't care what the people say, I know where their jive is at. One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do, It's the way you call me by another girl's name when I try to make love to you. I try to make love but it ain't no use.
Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved.

Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.

Heartbreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way

Go away, Heartbreaker.

Im tired, tired of these things. Tired of what I feel rite now. I thought this is when I should stop, but I cant stop, I dun want to stop. Even tho it’s killing me. Ah.. damn. Dunno what to do. Someone, please.. slap me in my face. Wake me up. Dun let me trapped in this goatdamn annoying beautiful harmful dream. The funny thing is im not heartless anymore, im so ffckin brainless now! Yea, im bein idiotic! A dumb brainless whore. Im a whore for real now. Bcos, I ffcked sumone when there is sumone else out there who’s waiting for me. Who’s longing for me. Who’s devoted to me. Who’s thinking of me. Who’s missing me. Who’s trusting me. Who’s willing to be with me. Yes, there’s sumone out there who’s deadly in luv with me. And what I gave to him in return???? I ffcked sumone else!!!! More than once. That sumone out there had 80% of my fake heart. And still, me, bein sucha whore with only 20% of fake heart, ffcking here and there, kissing here and there, declaring here and there that im a happy single fighter. Ooohhh… my 80%, please forgive me. I luv u, but u r way too far away! And im fakely in luv wit u. I dun luv u for real. The fact is, I just dun want u stop luving me. So I pretend that im in soooo in luv wit u. hmmmf… I know it’s evil. But, honey, im a whore.

And what can u xpect from a whore than a broken heart and pain?

damn.........
confused.... confused... so fffin confused.

hmmmpff..... too many guys but there's only one ME. hhahahahahahaa...
oh...boys, please dun make me choose.

tae bgt ah gw.. mulai brantakan ni dunia perjalangan. duh duh gawat... ya ya ya.. rock boy, please come in and ffck me! hahahahaha
he is the 2nd rare lips. duh duh... with rare kisses...makin duh duh duh,,,... and u know wat?? he got the style.. u know, style that makes me go "uh" and "hmmm" along with thousands of dirty thoughts.. hahahaha......
but surely this is dangerous.
cos im tryin to fall in LUV here, hello??????!!! and he came!!!! damn.... and... and... and...um.... i want him too... ahahahaahaha....and im charmed....and...im ffcked!!! hahahahaha
duh duh duh......... i like 80% alotssssss.... but i like rock boy too, alotsssss!!! gmana dunk???? blm lgi si blue-eyed, duh duh duh...ampuuuuuuuuuun........tpi mslh si blue-eyed sih emg ga trlalu penting, emg gw jga ga trlalu doyan2 bgt ma dia.gw bingung....bego bego bego.....everything is so ffcked up now, and will be more ffcked up later.. hahahaha.....susah yah klo emang j.a.l.a.n.k ampe kpn pun tetep jdi j.a.l.a.n.k walopun gw brusaha tobatttt.... tapi, damnnnn...........tak tahan godaan!! nope nope! bkn tak tahan godaan, tpi yah itu terjadi aja, tanpa diinginkan tanpa disadari tanpa diharapkan. emang udah jalan idup gw gini kali yah?
wadawwwww...... gawatttttttttttttt...... idiiihhh..... dramatis bgt yah gw... dramatis tae..!
udah ah...........................

tpi msh tetep dunk ahhhhhhhhhhhh....!!!!!

numero #1 j.a.L.a.N.k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is one thing that will never changed.......

take it........ take my 20%....

leave me nothing

take my 20%

leave me with nothing,.

cos u already took away my 80%

and now..

take my 20%

i beg.. i kneel..


and leave me with nothing

ngahahahaha...

judulnya tae bgt ya.
yarin ah,,.. biar kyk yg seru gitu.

hoho.. anyway, whose heart that bein pink-painted?? mine??? no..no..no..
ga seru yah, klo bukan hati gw yg jadi pink.
ngarep sih gw [bangettt!!] klo hati gw akirnya jadi pink.
ugh, tpi susah bgt.
walopun ada seseorang yg menganggap saya punya hati dan tidak menganggap saya seorang jalank. tapiiiii..... ahhhh... tau...
he said "jgn sebut jalank lagi ah, bagi saya kmu bukan jalank"
dan ku respons apa coba???
ku jawab dgn bodohnya "aah, masa?"
krn speechless aja... ko msh ada yah org yg nganggep saya bkn jalank.??!!
and that makes him sooo..... special [hiahaha] and i wish i could pink-ed my heart... damn...!!!!!

i want hiiiim...!!!!! badly...!!!! [aarggh...akirnya ngaku jga gw!!!! ga tahan, sob!]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

remember yah... i want him. not love him. coba dicerna baik2 kalimatnya.

i want him..!! i want him..!!

mengapa oh mengapa....... cabulitasku menggebu bila mengingat dirimu????????

knapa siiih..... saat kejalangan saya pada titik puncak [thd dirimu]. kmu mlh bilang saya bukan jalank?

knapaaaaaaaaa?????????

slalu aja otak kotor yg pegang dominansi atas sgala sesuatu yg berhubungan ma kmu.
uuugh............
apa iya...??
kmu adalah makhluk berkuping lancip, bertanduk dan berekor trisula yg diciptakan untukku???????
apa iyaaaaaaaaa????????

btw, adakah iblis yg tidak merokok dan tidak minum alkohol.....???????

he's a JERK..!! a stunning abuser..!! a DEVILISH man..!! i HATE him. he HATES me. he hates me for bein a BITCH. he hates me for bein so fckin HEARTLESS. he hates me so damn much til he wants to CUT MY THROAT. and i hate him too. i hate him like hell and i want to TAKE HIS HEART OUT and FED IT TO MY DOG..!! he RAPES me. he rapes EVERY INCH OF ME. and im bein a fckin CHEAP WHORE, and i took off my PRICE TAG. he got me for free.we hated each other til we CANT STOP THINKING bout each other. til we spent every nite awake just to find a fckin way TO KILL each other. he's so damn BRIMFUL of me as i fckin am too. oh..FUCK..!! that's the shit. yea.. we're so much in shit and we cant stand it until we got ourselves KILLED and TORN APART and SHED APART. ironic. this is just a SARCASTIC LOVE. nothin more.

heartlessly in love, a sarcastic love

a story goes, witout a time frame [always disoriented..!]

started like 3 days before 2nd of may.. [wat date was it? wat day?]
uhm.. my emotion kinda rushing, and it felt like it's gonna blow itself out..ah..ffck..am bein way too sensitive. rage..rage..rage..no seconds witout anger.and it was causeless anger..ffck..am screwed!!

umm..wait..i think i forgot sumthing.uh.. forget it.

lantas..spertinya..sbenernya smua keberantakan itu bermula dr sminggu yg lalu,kira2 tgl brapa ya? ah..ffck..males mikir.

so...as i continued bein a hell fckin mad chick, am dyin for a fckin gud ffck too..ha! but am not in 'too mood' for doin it. cos am so damn moodless!
it's funny, wit the 3 bfs i have now, none of them were available for a ffck.or in other case, the available one is the less interesting.
wat d ffck are they useful for...???!! nothing! ha...!

hihi..tapi toh.. stelah turbulensi-turbulensi yg memakan waktu dan tenaga yg tdk bsa dibilang tdk sdikit, i got my ffck.
but..still.. am dyingggg for a gud ffck!

then i met my #2. wit lots of flashing awful ideas 'wat to do wit him'.. uhm.. another whore[ish] thoughts. yea.. i hink i'll ffck'em. hiahia. i thought that it was gonna be a 'whore day', but... fffffffck!!!!
I GOT MY PERIOD
yesh, of course it was a gud thing knowing that am not pregnant [pfffiuh!!] after lots of useless paranoidoid and stupidoid time worried of bein havin living tiny mini creature inside my belly.
and of course it was a BAD...BAD.. thing too.. bcos there's no chances that i could taste d deliciousity of my #2.
aarggh... so fckin hectic.. co my carnal lust bein' suspended to become real for like 5 days...???!!
and anyway, how does it feel to see a delicious cake in front of you but you cant eat it..???!! fcked up, rite..??????
tpi tetep lah, darl.. positive thinking. if you cant eat it whole, icip-icip msh bsa khaaaaan....??? hohohohoho...
dan ku ingin mlumatnyaaaaaaa......!!!! hihihi...
uh..tpi msh ada hari esok... lusa... minggu depan... ya ga...??? waiting... for #2's next visit..
sabaaaaaaar........ sabaaaaaaaaaaar.....

dan kini darah itu mengalir...

nikmat...

sperti kerongkongan kering dan dahaga yg tersiram air dingin...

lega...

kurasakan aliran darah itu..

mnuju sbuah kapas tambalan yg siap menampung semua.

dan kini darah itu mengalir...

and i cant have my ffck

and i feel so fcked

cos i need a ffck like ffck

and ffffffck......

it's still flowin' ... on..and..on...

tha..tha

waaaaaaaa........

after uncountable [no,im not bein dramatic!] people [men n women] i've kissed
after hundreds [not bein dramatic!!!] of kisses
never in my life, not even once, i tasted lips like his........
uuuuuuuuuh.......
soft, smooth, jelloid.... arghh..... couldnt describe it precisely.
uh,... and im so shocked!
how could this kind of lips ever existed, n i just taste it @my 23????
and how could this rare lips were his?????
why his?????
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for ffck's sake, i admit it now, im addicted.

im being hysteric

im being loonatic

im being hectic

im being idiotic

wadugh... tersera mo pcaya taw tidak, tpiiiiiiii... ini nyataaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!
sriusan tu bibir langka bener!!!!
aargh..... sampe2 mo mencium lgi pun ku jadi ragu. takuuuuuuuut mrusak ke-langkaan-nya
hohohohoho...bner jadi yg gila gini, mampus saya.
jadi norak
jadi kempring

hiahahahaha.......... im a hysteric loonatic.
addicted to his rare lips.

smogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bibirnya tetep terjaga kelestariannya.
karena klo ada seseorang yg mrusak keindahan dan knikmatannya, 100% pasti kubantai,.
kan kukirim org itu ke alam lain dan tentunya scara perlahan dan penuh kekejian dan kelaknatan,.

oh ma goat....
cant stop thinking bout that lips.
bibir yg langka, yg nikmat, yg surgawi,. [najish gila bahasanya!!!!!]
hiahahahahaha

sperti candu yg membuat hasrat slalu merindu

aarghhhhhhhhh....
ffffffffffffffck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mau...mau...mau...mau...mau...mau...mau...mau...mau...mau...

gila...

gila...

gila...

hahahahahaha.....aaargggh...... najissssssssssssssssssshit... gw jadi kempring berat gini.uh......

"irma, knp loe?"

"ah, ga knp2"

"srius? ga knp2?"

"yesh, cuma gila aja dikit"

uhm.... ehm...
duh,, mulainya gmn yahhh????

first... ada yg salah kah dgn saya? [hohoho....BANYAK!!!]
i mean, dgn gaya dandanan gw.
emg gw ska pake baju yg minim, bukan bermaksud cabul.
but hey, i hav tiny body, klo pke yg gombrong2 mah jd kelelep kan?
and i luv wearing nailpolish, tpi bkn brarti jd tante2 girang kan?

gw mengagumi diri gw sendiri
[emg gw narsis, dan ini emg pemberian Tuhan yg hrs disyukuri bukan?]

anyway, terlepas dr cabulitas tingkat tinggi yg seolah2 tersirat dri poto2 gw or tingkah laku gw.
bukan brarti gw itu cheap as shit,
or fuckable abissss.

hihihi... org norak aj yah yg mikir gtu,

bgini deh,,,,...
intinya,...
i am totally unfuckable to fuckable people.
and i luv to fuck unfuckable people.

ngahahahahaaha
ujung2nya tetep aja jalang!
hihihihihi

padahal kliatannya mah topiknya srius gtuuu
tau2nya,.... pointless juga.

but still. thanks for reading it,

luv u, fella...
but not as much as i luv myself [not to be doubted!!]

today's mood is so 'effin [=ffckin] screwed.

need 2 get myself back on d line.

how? how?
u ask how?
u wanna knoe how?

haha.. easy..

i just take a deep breath and said to myself,
"ok then. JALANG mode: Perfectly ON !!"

yesh..believe it or not. it was that easy.

as for dat 'effin unworthy boy.
i kinda wanna keep'em for a while.
i'll just pretend 2 b a hell nice bitch [just lyk he wanted me 2 b]
but, watch ur back,cunt... i am gonna make u fall down on ur kness n break urself apart.

hihihihi...
talking 'bout bein way too dramatic, but this'll be 'effin interesting.

gonna clean up my polished-nail,
gonna stop drinking [in front of'em of course! d backshows will surely go on!],
gonna lessen my ciggs...
hahaha....
gonna be a nice girl [or bitch? u name it]

after everything seems 2 b back in their places.
am gonna show it all off.
am gonna reveal my true self.
of course after i got laid. [depends on d result, or how much "coming" i got]

**if d results is "gud", am gonna use the polite way 2 show'em d real me.
lyk :

"honey,dat was gud...umm..i'm sorry dat all these times i've been lying. d fact is i nevr stop drinking, i still wear nailpolish behind ur back. and still smoke a box of ciggs everyday. Will u forgive me,darling? i swear i can change..."

**if d results is "argh", am gonna use my original whore's way.
lyk:

"wat d ffck was dat..??! i didnt even moan..!! well, u knoe. afterall those lies dat i've been tellin u. i've always thought dat it'll worth a gud sex. but now...??? aaah,,... u r so 'effin lame boy! and i still drunk even now, i'm drunk. can u tell? still smoke a lotss. still wear nail polish. and i even wanna dye my hair purple. and yesh, u can leave me. cos, u knoe wat? u're not dat gud.. even worse... u're... ah..even junior high school boy can do it better."

**if d results is "coming..coming.coming..ah..damn! coming again"
i'll say nothing.
better do it again... and again... and again...
hahahaha
i can do the talking later, can't i?
[how can u throw away sucha gift?? huehehehe]

Scene 1

" jd slama km pts ma ak, km berkliaran kmn2 kyk pecun?"

"Whadda hell does dat mean? ak bkn pecun, hon. ak jalang."

"mksdnya seenaknya aj gt km ditidurin org??!"

"he? ditidurin? diralat dong,. aku meniduri"

"ko km kyk gitu?"

"knp? emg knp klo saya bgitu?"

"ya salah lah!!!! pake otak ga sih??!"

"lho? itu cm 'engga byasa' aja, tp ga salah. ak kan ga pernah salah. km lupa ya? dan iya.. ak pake otak ko. untuk mencari kpuasan"

Scene 2

" who the ffck is he???!!!!!"

"my partner for ffck"

"ha?! jd km ngewi ma dy? pacar km?"

"ngewi? hehe.. pacar? nope. just a partner."

"cewe gila! ko msh sms-an? km skrg udh pny pacar!! inget!!"

"lho? apkah salah? as long as he can make me come, i'm gonna keep'em"

"bego! bego! ya salah lah!!! kmu itu cewe! dan pny pacar, km hrs hargain ak
dong!"

"aduh.. ini jaman emansipasi. dan pendapat kmu tak penting bagi saya. ak
menghargai km dgn tetap menjadi pacar km."

"ah..bingung ak. ko km jd bgini bgt"

"bingung? y udh, bingung aja sdirian. ga ush maksa ak untuk jd bingung juga.
coba skali2 fokus ke diri km. ak rela engga jd bhn perbincangan kita malam
ini."

"gmn bisa? ak bingung mikirin km. knp km kyk gini skrg."

"no need, hon. Cos nothing is wrong wit me."

Scene 3

"kmrn km nyebelin bgt"

"um..emg slalu bukankah?"

"ya seenaknya aj gitu. km yg ngajak trus km maen tidur aja. ak ditinggalin bengong."

"ga salah kan? ak yg ngajak. brarti ak yg punya hak untuk 'call it off' atau 'lanjut'."

"iya sih. tp ga bole gitu"

"ya bole gitu. suka suka ak dong"

"stidaknya minta maaf kek."

"lho buat apa? ak kan ga salah."

kyk gmn siy persetubuhan yg tdk amoral?

emg ada ya?

apakah yg byasa aja?

yg byasa tu kyk apa?

Rancu kan?

ga ada patokan yg jlas tentang hal ini.

ya kah? tidak kah?

misalnya...

langsung aja penetrate tanpa foreplay?
[mungkin terjadi pd pasangan suami istri yg sdh mnikah slama 10 thn atau lebih]

atau mungkin krn mrnganggap foreplay itu cabul.
dan bercinta dgn sunyi [krn brisik dianggap cabul..?]
begitu?????

wuih... itu mah mengeksploitasi kaum wanita!
klo cowo udh ngac*ng brarti udh siap.
dan ngac*ng itu bs kpn aja dmn aja.
penting g sbuah foreplay itu?
cuma bumbu pmanis?
nah klo cewe gmn?
butuh dong pmanasan!!!
secara, as we all know [girls] qta kan g bs "berair" smaunya.
trus klo ga foreplay and mau lsg hajar aja gitu dlm keadaan kering kerontang???!

wuih... dasar setan bedebah!!! [bagi yg mlakukannya]

oo..ma goat..

hihihi...

jaman smp dulu pernah pny pujaan hati gt.
trus pokoknya sperti first luv gt deh.
norak yah? bodo.

trus tiba2 ktemu lg, trus deket lg [pdhl pas smp ga ada dket2nya] hihihi

hmm... trus trus jd kyk yg clbk gitu
pdhl mah hati juga udh ga pny tp ko bs ngrasa yg kyk clbk gt yah?
atau bkn clbk? tp birahi? atau hasrat untuk menaklukan dia? [krn dy perjaka!!!]
huihihihiiii
ya gmn ga berhasrat coba?
wong pacaran cuma dari kpala ampe leher aja.
hihihihihiii
terpanggil lah insting jalang saya ktika mendengar fakta itu.
walopun stiap saya ngomong nyerempet ke hal yg "bgituan", dy slalu blg "gila, dosanya tu 30 thn tau, untung klo puasa full jd dpt remisi, klo gak gmn?"
busetttttth
lsg gedubrak rasanya,
tp yah itu, smakin dy ngingetin dy, smakin gw berhasrat untuk mendapatkannya.
apakah saya jalang?
bodo amat.
emg gitu keadaannya,
gila aja gitu, jaman skrg hari gini msh aja ad org kyk gitu,
entah mau ku apakan org itu.

selain ide-ide jalang untuk menjalangi dy sampe dia mjadi jalang juga, klo dipikir scara tdk normal, dia bs jg di keep untk jadi calon suami saya [haa? caloon suami???]
ya iya kan? cukup eligible.
rajin solat, ngaji, perjaka, sabar, setia, body proporsional, trus baik hati.
apa yg kurang coba? mapan? um.. mslh itu blm saya gali lebih lanjut lg.
hihihihiii
ntar lah, mslh itu mah gampang.

jadiii...
gmana dong?
hrskah dijalangi?
atau dilestarikan?

i'm gonna b yours forever.

hell.. dat sounds gud.

hihihi...

can u believe dat?
will u believe dat for real?

yea, u can n u will if u r a naive-pinhead-teenager.

klo dgr kata jalang.

apa yg lsg kepikiran?

murahan kah?

atau

ngent*t sana ngent*t sini kah?

atau

virus berbahaya kah?

apa?

pasti smua terkoneksi dgn hal-hal buruk. ya kan?

pasti.

krn itu lah cara berpikir org-org kbanyakan.

ak ga nyalahin kamu yg pny pikiran kyk gt kok.

sebagian besar org pasti emg mikir gt.

krn manusia emang pny kecenderungan untuk menjadi "sama".

entah gaya berpakaian, atau gaya berbicara, even sampe penggunaan kata-kata dan tentunya cara berpikir dan paradigma atas sesuatu.

well, ga salah ko untk menjadi org yg berpikiran sempit dan skeptis.

apalagi klo masih umur belasan taun [bs dipahami kelabilannya] dan klo udah lanjut usia bgt [paradigma yg udh kbentuk puluan taun cenderung mustahil utk dirubah]

ga salah juga klo kamu berasumsi akan suatu hal [yg tdk pernah menjadi pengalaman pribadi] dgn dasar pengalaman dan penilaian org lain [pd umumnya].

cuma apa gunanya punya otak klo cm dipake utk niru2 org lain?

i dont mean to be somewhat intellectual.

but think! ktnya manusia itu unik, satu dgn lainnya berbeda. tapi knp kamu berusaha keras untuk menjadi "common" ?

sekarang qta bahas ttg "jalang".

typical, org2 menggunakan "jalang" sbagai kata makian.

seolah-olah jalang itu hina bgt, ga pantes idup, ga pny moral. dll.

tai semuanya!

miikir coba???!

apa iya itu adalah sbuah hal yg hina? pantas dilaknat oleh kamu?

inget! masih ada Tuhan diatas sana, dan hanya dia yg pantes menilai sesuatu itu baik atau buruk, hina atau suci.

kamu pny hak apaaa???!

gimana bs seenaknya nge-judge "jalang" itu hina, sdgkn definisi dr "jalang" sendiri pun kamu g tau.

yg ada adalah:

1. 'jalang' = cewe yg pake baju seksi dan mamerin tubuhnya

2. 'jalang' = cewe yg hobinya gonta ganti pacar/pasangan

3. 'jalang' = cewe yg ngent*t sama smua orang

4. 'jalang' = cewe yg ngedeketin dan ngerebut cowo yg udh pny cewe

hoho... dumbass.

no.1, knp mesti jd jalang? klo emang dia seksi ya akuin aj. kalo emg kalah seksi y udh g ush nyolot. terima aj knp sih? ketimbang ngabisin waktu tuk nyela2, lebih baik mulai usaha ke toko cari baju seksi yg cocok di tubuhmu, atau usaha lah membuat proporsi tubuh menjadi lebih baik [yg ngejual di mata cowo gittuu..]

no.2, knp jalang? emg salah klo gonta ganti pacar? klo emg blm nemu yg cocok? ga ush so' naif lha.. rata2 cewe emg susah untuk putus,dan biasa tetep usaha deket ama cowo yg udh jd mantan. when will they let go? klo udh ada cowo baru dan spertinya cocok buat djadiin pacar, barulah 'gudbye mantanku". ya kan? ga ush munafik.

no.3, ko jalang? mana ada si cewe yg ngent*t ma smua org?? i mean smua org?? haha get real.. ga ush hiperbolic deh. lgpl klopun emg ama smua org, ga ush ngiri krn smua org mau ngent*t ma dia. kamu piikir ngent*t itu kputusan spihak?

no.4, hohoho.ini pure dendam biasanya, atau kecemburuan. sadar lah para cewe bodoh, coba liat dari sisi lain. mau se'jalang' apapun, klo emg cowo nya setia tetep g ngaruh,. dan biasanya klo kalimat kyk gini udh kluar, brarti emg tu cewe ngrasa terancam dgn kehadiran si 'jalang'. uuuw... klo udh ngrasa terancam gini, lebih baik kibarkan bendera putih. because no one wanna mess wit 'jalang', honey.

ga ush ngomong mslh hina atau laknat atw murahan atw ga pny harga diri.

seorang jalang pny smuanya kecuali satu. HATI

ga ada beda ma kamu yg katanya pny hati tp seenaknya nge-judge org, atw nusuk dr blakang, atw ngelabel org seenak mem*k mengeluarkan urine.

coba getok kpala mu pake palu or batu kali or apalah.

biar kamu sadar sebelum smua terlambat.

sebelum cewe yg kamu sebut jalang itu merebut smua perhatian para pria dgn tubuh dan baju seksinya, atau merebut smua calon pacar2 baru, atau merebut pacar lama. atau tae2 laennya [mnurutmu apa lg ya?].

coba ga ush so bermoral.

kyk manusia2 kbanyakan yg bermuka dua.

bukankah lebih baik mnunjukan smua keburukan diri sendiri kpd org lain, dan biarkan mereka tau sisi baik qta saat mereka mulai mengenal qta?

hey.. qta itu bkn utk kalian atw kamu!

qta itu untuk kami para 'jalang'.

skali lagi.......

kamu ga berhak untk memberikan satu pun penilaian atau penghakiman yg sama sekali tdk patut [saya] pertimbangkan.

apakah segitu pentingnya bagi kamu untuk mmberikan penilaian atas saya?

and dun try to test me or scare me.

or i'm gonna hav 2 make u eat ur own own shyt.. ever tried? wanna try?

ada anak perempuan kecil bernama oliver menghampiri saya saat saya dlm detik2 autis di depan computer.

dia bilang “kmu mampu bahasa perancis?”
[hihi. bahasa Indonesia yg ancur sekali]

I answered “oui.. je parle un peu francais”

“c’est laid prononciation. Mais, ce ne fait rien.”
[wadda ffffck? pasti jelek lah pronounciation ku, analoginya dia emg org prancis, saya org indo yg hanya blajar bhs perancis 1,5 thn.. uff]

and again, she asked me “Que fais-tu? peux-je m’assesoir ici?”

“je fais ma écriture. oui, assieds-toi ici, darling.”

“darling? c’est ne pas mon nom. appelez-moi Lilive!”

“ok.. lilive.”

trus diem aja gitu dia… ga tau merhatiin aku, atau bengong.

then “j’ai un amant. Il a 9 ans.. il est.. il est.. trés beau.”

“ah.. et quel âge as-tu?”

“je serai 6 ans”
[hell wat? umur mo 6 taun pacaran dgn cowo ganteng umur 9?]

“quoi! hihi.. tu es jolie slut!”

“slut? de quoi parles-tu?” [blm ngerti apa artinya slut tu dia… huehehehehe]

“c’est fait allusion à jeune fille, ma cherie.” [hihihihiii…. slut artinya wanita muda, sayang… hihihihi mampuss!]

“ah..oui.. je comprends. mon amant, il m’embrasses souvent.”
[btapa jalangnya. umur 6 taun dan sering berciuman, hihi..]

“ça m’est égal” [like hell should i care..?]

"est-ce que tu as un amant?” [sweet question, do u hav a boyfriend?]

“non. je n’ai pas”

“quoi? tu es sériux? alors, tu n’as pas embrasser, c’est vrai?”
[reaksi yg berlebihan. klo di translate jd gini : apaa? kmu serius??? jadi, kmu blm pernah ciuman dong, bener?” taaaaiiii!]

[fer cunt’s sake.. wat a fffckn question!] “ffck! mais non.”

“quel dommage. je suis soucieux” sambil berlalu pergi.
[trans: wat a pity, I feel sorry for u.. hihihihi dasar setan jalang!]

ah.. amat sgt membuat ku terpana.
ku telah dijalangi oleh seorang anak kecil [calon jalang yg sgt eligible!!!]

ya..ya.. tapi hebat juga… spertinya saat dia besar nanti, dia akan menjadi lebih jalang dibanding diriku.
haahaaa… generasi penerus.

way to go, Lilive...!!

ku doakan smoga saat kmu besar nanti kmu akan menjadi jalang yg hebat!

[kemungkinan] seseorang menghindari saya krn :
[menurut saya]

- karena MUAK
mungkin saking muaknya terhadap saya, dia lebih milih menghindari saya.
krn kalo tiba2 melihat muka saya, dia tdk bisa mengontrol pengeluaran muntahnya. karena klo dia melihat saya lalu muntah dan itu terjadi di tempat umum, dia akan ketiban malu yg pada akhirnya dia tidak akan hanya menghindari saya, tapi juga menghindari hidup [bunuh diri atau menjadi ansos dan isolate].

- karena CINTA
cinta? apa tuu? hehe.. mungkin karena dia jatuh cinta sama saya, dan tau itu pasti tidak berbalas, maka dia menghindari saya.
sekaligus untuk meminimalisasi kemungkinan sakit hati.
ah.. males menjelaskan lebih lanjut tentang ini.

- karena TAKUT
ini adalah penyebab yg paling menggiurkan.
karena biasanya ini terjadi pada orang yg menarik [sperti perjaka] yang tidak mengerti bentuk realisasi dari suatu kenikmatan.
hihihi... dia menghindari saya karena takut dijalangi oleh saya.
padahal bukankah itu suatu keuntungan?
mendapatkan kepuasan dari seorang jalang tanpa harus membayar?
kenapa dia tidak memanfaatkan saya saja? ah,, tidak tau untung...
but, and again,,, saya tidak pernah dimanfaatkan, karena selalu saya yg memanfaatkan.

ini diaaaaaaaa.....

stelah aku berpikir..! berpikir..! berpikir..!

these the best [according to me] that can be grouped into my "Rentetan Kata-Kata Busuk"

"aku cinta kamu"

"merindukan mu dgn amat sangat"

"romantis adalah kamu"

"aku milikmu seutuhnya"

"jangan tinggalkan aku"

"biarlah cinta kita hidup selamanya"

"tak bisa hidup tanpamu"

"apa jadinya diriku tanpa dirimu"

"aku rela mati untukmu"

"genggam erat cintaku"

"biarkan cinta menyatukan kita"

"kematian pun tak membuat kita terpisah"

"cintaku tak akan pernah padam"

"gairahku berkobar ketika memandangmu"

"matamu menyiratkan cinta yg mendalam"

duuuh,,,, hehehe.... apa lagi yaaaaaah???

ko jadi kyk yg mual? huhuhuuuu....

gotta stop.. NOW !!